Last night on THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER one of Patti Stanger’s new assistant choices suffered a huge blow.
All new assistants this season have caused a bit of a stir among fans of the show. As is typical of Patti, she has berated all three over their efforts, but Justin was shake-my-head bad.
Both clients on “The Late Bloomer and the Gay Hefner”, were gay. One was hot designer Andrew Christian. The other was Rosie Pierri, a cast member of Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Justin’s job was to corral potential dates for Rosie, 46 who Patti characterized as a late bloomer. A lesbian who didn’t come out until her mid-thirties, Rosie has had only one serious relationship.
The client admitted to Patti that she’s been having trouble meeting appropriate potential partners and is a bit awkward on the romance front.
It was Justin’s first assignment on his own. He heard Rosie say that her celebrity crush is Ashley Judd, a pretty, smart and accomplished woman with some spunk. Patti’s orders were to find age appropriate gay women with an eye towards the “lipstick lesbian” type.
Patti was already nervous before the parade of lesbians began. All she needed were four potential dates and yet things were shaky at The Millionaire’s Club.
“I’m a bit worried since this is Justin’s first solo assignment and I’m not feeling confident.” Were truer words ever spoken?
Justin’s choices left a lot to be desired. During the interviews Patti found three potential choices who were bi-sexual rather than lesbians. Stanger hit the roof. One was previously married to a man and had five children.
The other bi-sexual was truthful about her lifestyle which changed depending on, ‘Which way the wind is blowing.” Stanger attacked.
“I want a hardcore lesbian in the house Justin your job is on the line this week” she screamed.
But that wasn’t the worst of it. There was a 51 year-old body builder who Patti thought was a transsexual.
“What the f—k was Justin thinking? Rosie never said she was attracted to butch body builders.”
Finally, one candidate was shocked to find out that she was in a lineup for a date with a lesbian. That was it for Patti, who took it out on the poor heterosexual woman who waited five hours to get a once over from the cruel Ms. Stanger.
The bigger problem for Justin was that his colleague David did a bang up job finding date candidates for designer Andrew Christian.
Here’s two questions of the day: How long do any of these new assistants last this season? Will Justin be the first to go?
Bravo airs new episodes of THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER on Thursday nights starting at 9:00 p.m. ET